rubined
to put a condum on your thumb and insert it into a v-g-n- in a repetivie motion, imitating the usage of a p-n-s.
he was too drunk to have s-x with his girlfriend, so he just rubined her the whole night.
to be “rubined” is to be derided in a slightly humorous but ultimately patronizing way, usually by a smirking shake of the head or similar sign of bemused disappointment. “rubining” is performed by a male after his neurotic or offbeat male companion makes a social faux paus in the company of the opposite s-x.
offbeat friend: so anyways, my masturbation schedule…
females react with shock and dismay
rubiner: (shaking head with a vague smirk on face, as if to signal friend to desist from speaking…this friend has been effectively “rubined”)
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