rude patrol


verb describing the act of showing up uninvited at a friend’s door (typically late at night) and proceeding to consume said friend’s beer, bogart the tv remote, and make numerous long distance calls on his/her dime
i was sound asleep when austin and his crew rude patrolled me at 2 am…what a bunch of dipsh-ts!

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