rug

a baja hoodie
i got this tight rug, but now people give me funny looks.
the hairy beast surrounding the v-g-n-l orifice.

usually munched by a muncher of rugs.
i sucked on that rug so hard that when her p-b-s came out i used them as floss.

something that really ties a room together.
the dude: that rug really tied the room together, man.

the big lebowski
pubic hair. it has been recognized that often a person’s pubic hair is the same colour as his or her eyebrows.
hola baby, does the rug match the curtains?
are you gay ?

clarification sought by an observer of outwardly h-m-s-xual behaviour exhibited by tatooed british expatriate male living in singapore, working in a male dominated industry. occurs in “episodes” typically perpetrated in bars and clubs where attraction to (and of) transvest-tes is evident. followed by periods of introspection and self examination leading to “closet” activities that are dangerous if they occur in mens changing rooms. inner rage an conflict leads to facial distortion resembling grotesque elfin creature of folklore.
if you see a goblin observing you in an affectionate manner, ask it: “rug?”
half redneck, half thug
d-mn look at bubba wearin’ those baggy pants and doo-rag. that rug tryin’ to look so tough.
the fake hair-piece that an old, bald individual would wear.
“his rug few off in the windstorm.” what a gay definition, wtf u look this up for you stupid sh-t?!
abbreviation for random ugly girl(s) or really ugly girl(s). you don’t need the periods.(pun?)

guy 1: dude, we came to the mall to pick up babes, but all i spot is an -ss load of r.u.g.s.
guy 2: idk man, rugs are usually pretty easy.
guy 1: dude…you’re right but i feel so disgusted with myself afterward.
guy 2: haha, same here, let’s go get an orange julius!
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guy 1: ouch!!!
guy 2: what what!
guy 1: some horrible figure b-mped into me…it had long hair, and reeked.
guy 2: oh yea, that r.u.g. came out of nowhere!
guy 1: yea, ouchy. orange julius?

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