rug-chomping
a crude term for eating v-g-n-. rug-chomping can also be used as a derogatory term for lesbian s-x acts.
“man, that rug-chomping dyk–bat gets more p-ssy than i do. my life sucks.”
“i didn’t see joe at all yesterday, he was rug-chomping that wildebeest from the club all night.”
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