Rug Job
the painful process which occurs when an overzealous female unknowingly rubs your manhood raw, often feeling like you’ve been serviced by sandpaper or the living room rug.
guy 1: “hey man, what the h-ll? you didn’t even hit on that chick!”
guy 2: “dude, what’s the use? mini me is still fubar from that rug job i got last night!
when a preferably a girl (not h-m-s-xuals) takes a section of rug and vigorously slides the rough piece of carpet across the shaft of the the p-n-s
dude i have a huge -ss rug burn from that chick last night!!!
you scored a rugjob niceeeeee!!!!!!!
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