rug master
the t-tle of the person who brings someone home after a night of hefty drinking and disney videos. often tries to pull the “sensitive card” by inviting said one night stand to disney video night in order to become the rug master.
chris: man i’m tired
kate: thats what happens when you stay up all night becoming the rug master..
chris: ….. ….. i -am- the rug master… …!!!
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