Rug rod
similar to a fishing rod, an instrument used to snag and retrieve an obvious toupee that looks horrendous.
vinny: check out that middle-aged fool hitting on the brunette. with a hairpiece like that, he has no shot at banging her.
carl: yeah, i’ll get the rug rod out of the trunk and expose this -ssclown’s dome!
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