Ruiz
president of the f-ckboy -ssiociation. eats -ss for a living. thinks hes always right & argues about everything. most people want to punch a ruiz in the throat all the time. usually ginger f-cks with no soul.
that guy just ate -ss & is walking around like nothing happened. he’s such a ruiz
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fronting as a shy guy while, but in reality, being a stone cold playa who is down with all the ladies.
-dude, tonight up in da club, i’m a git my dave ruiz on!
-now i lay me down to sleep, before i die, my sould to keep. if i die before i awake, please re-incarnate me as ruiz.
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