Rule 1-3-5
always try to occupy odd-numbered urinals. never occupy a urinal right next to another urinal currently in use. and never, ever start a conversation with anyone if you are using a urinal and/or if the person you want to talk to is using a urinal. that would just make everything really awkward.
-guy 1 enters bathroom, occupies urinal-
guy 1: hey bro, what’s up?
guy 2: whoa whoa whoa man! rule 1-3-5!
guy 1: oh sh-t, sorry
-guy 1 moves urinals, p-ssing commences in silence-
rule stating that any song that exists either has, or will soon have a dubstep remix.
rule 135 would include wu-tang clan, beatles, and super mario bros. remixes.
a rule that states that any song that exists either has, or will soon have a dubstep remix.
this rule is non-exclusive, and even applies to other dubstep tracks. nothing is safe.
rule 135 would include remixes of the mario bros. theme, wu-tang clan remixes, beatles remixes, etc.
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