Rule 17

every win eventually fails
guy: halo 2 ftw ^_^

guy2: halo 3 is out now. rule 17
rule 17
always make sure they’re dead
“ah that mother f-cker shot me, already put a f-cking clip in that -sshole”
“rule 17….fool shoulda made sure that bihotch was dead ”
don’t turn your back on bears, men you have wronged, or the dominant turkey during mating season.
dwight schrute: there are forty rules all schrute boys must learn before the age of five. (sings) learn your rules. you better learn your rules. if you don’t, you’ll be eaten in your sleep. (makes chomping sound)

jim: so what’s rule 17?

dwight: wait for it!

(the last two sentences were never actually said)
“do whatever it f-cking takes.”
enroll america’s code word, “rule 17.”

see: 9:30 min. mark in youtube video: “enroll america director conspires to release private data for political purposes”
there is always those people who are universally attractive to every s-xual being. even animals are aware of their attractiveness.
person 1: scarlett johansson, rule 17.
person 2: definitely, man.

person 1: but what about chris pine?
person 2: rule 17.
this rule states that you can “counter” rule 11. by calling rule 17, you are initially calling “next’s”, and in doing so makes you the automatic owner of the object that rule 11 was called a pone. there is no “counter” to rule 17.
guy4:”why are you here? what a second! rule 11!”
guy2&3:”too late.”
guy4:”gosh dang it!. . . rule 17! ha! now its mine again!”
guy2:”excellent strategy sir.”