Rule 23
never spill a marine’s coffee if you want to live.
(originated from s.a. gibbs’ incomplete, unwritten list of rules, per ncis)
-agent drops coffe, entire department ducks under desks-
new agent: what?
old agent: rule 23, you idiot!
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