Rule 35

rule 35 is the only rule that matters. don’t ever neglect rule 35 or no positive notions will derive. during your life you will come across the rule but will be unsure about its content. the rule is to stop trying so hard. the harder you try the more you will fail. failure is ok just don’t try to fail. let the failure consume you in its realm. let the realm symbolize hope but just a little hope. as if the realm was the top of the ocean and you are at the bottom swimming slowly waiting for air to invite itself into your lungs. rule 35 is so important not to try. that by reading this you just tried. that is the rule it is self explanatory don’t try too hard or you won’t get what you want. “rule 35 saved my life”. (chuck norris)
wow with rule 35 i lost 20 pounds and saved 5$ at walmart buying frosted flakes. thanks rule 35.
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an addendum of the internet rules stating that if there is no p-rn of it, it will be made.
jessie searched the internet for hours looking for a p-rnographic video of a priest inserting a carrot up a man’s urethra before he finally invoked rule 35.
an addendum to internet rule #34, which states “if there is not p-rn of it, p-rn will be made of it.”
(‘net surfer 1): man, i can’t find rule 34 p-rn of that obscure anime character anywhere.
(‘net surfer 2): well, i can draw. let’s invoke rule 35.
rule 35 states, if p-rn of it (whatever “it” is) cannot be found, then p-rn of it will be made.

see also: rule 34
d-mnation and ruination, i’ll rule 35 it myself if i have to, but i’m working on commissions, so somebody take the bait!
“if p-rn of it doesn’t exist, p-rn will be made of it.”

a rule usually said in conjunction with rule 34. mostly seen in oekakis and other similar sites.
1: i didn’t find rule 34 for thomas the tank engine.

2: rule 35, f-g. i drew my own.

1: fffffuuuuuuuu–
similar to rule 34 in a way, but used more like an adjective towards people spamming image boards for a rule 34. in context, it’s similar to calling somebody a “dumb f-cking noob,” or, can be used to tell somebody to get off of the board.
post 1: i’ve looked all around for a rule34 of the urban dictionary owners, but can’t find one anywhere.

post 2: stfu and gtfo my imageboard

post 3: rule35 you dumb f-cking noob >.>
(follows rule 34)

rule 35 of the internet: don’t click the link
dragonsf—kingcars.com. rule 35.
an addenum to the internet meme rule 34 (if it exists, there is p-rn of it, no exceptions) that states “the only exception to rule 34 is the citation of rule 34.”

ie, there is no p-rn of someone stating that there is p-rn of everything.
“is there anything that hasn’t been rule 34’d?”
“rule 34.”
“what?”
“see rule 35.”