Rule 51


there will always be more rules. always.
dude 1>dude, i just finished learning all the internet rules.

dude 2> rule 51
sometimes, you’re wrong.

“rule fifty-one” was the t-tle of the 7th season finale of the tv show “ncis,” referring to special agent gibbs’ established 50 rules for being a special agent of the naval criminal investigative service. at the end of the episode, in which he needed a lawyer, he went through a box with pieces of paper on which he’d written his rules, and one said, “#13 never, ever involve a lawyer.” he turned it over and wrote, “#51 sometimes you’re wrong.” a major admission for gibbs, even to himself. if he can admit it, we all can.
dinozzo: “well, ziva, it’s like ben affleck said in ‘the hunt for red october’… ”

mcgee: “tony, affleck didn’t start playing jack ryan until ‘the sum of all fears.’ alec baldwin played ryan in ‘red october.'”

dinozzo: “seriously, mcgeek? you are challenging me on a movie reference? i’m always right about these things, especially when sean connery is in the movie!”

gibbs (slapping dinozzo on the back of the head): “rule 51.”

dinozzo: “ow! oh yeah: ‘sometimes, you’re wrong.'”
a rule stating that any swear word or phrase can and should be be replaced with dragonball z characters, when in the presence of siblings.
1: my printer just died!!!!1!1111!!!1!! namek!

2: what?

1: little sis is in the room, rule 51.

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