Rule of Duck


based on the rule that states:
if it looks like a duck, waddles like a duck, and quacks; it’s a duck.

used in real life to explain the obvious truth of the matter.
dude 1: andi was sure cranky when i asked her about last night at the bar. she was going with her girlfriends.
dude 2: is that all you asked?
dude 1: yeh, but when she got home her shirt was inside out, she smelled like cologne and her back is scratched up. i had to ask.
dude 2: no you didn’t. rule of duck. andi is a wh-r-.

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