Rules of Zombieland
a long list of rules to survive a zombie apocalypse made by one of the main characters in zombieland who goes by columbus. when/if a zombie apocalypse happens find and learn some of these rules.
first 4 rules of zombieland
rule#1: cardio (don’t be fat)
rule#2: beware of bathrooms (don’t get caught with your pants down)
rule#3: seatbelts (buckle up)
rule#4: double tap (one more shot to finish them just in case)
and many more
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