Rum Tum Tugger

a contraceptive act performed during missionary style s-x whereby the male partner removes his erect member from his female counterpart’s v-g-n- before -j-c-l-t–n, thus allowing the female to firmly grab the male’s pr-ck-shaft and stroke him to completion spraying seminal l-st ropes upon her abdomen.
“ernie came over last night and we f-cked, but we don’t like babies. he pulled out and i gave him a rumtumtugger so he wouldn’t fill me with worry.”
f-ll-t– that is given on a piece of poo that is sticking a quarter inch out of you or your partners b-m.
she gave me the rum tum tugger last night… now she gota sh-t mouth.
1. a cat from t.s elliott’s “old possum’s book of practical cats”. like tiger woods, he sleeps around. many debate whether it is just with the female cats. often seen ticking off mr. mistoffelees or his brother, munkustrap. tugger seems to have a habit of being loud, obnoxious, crude, attention craving, and clingy.
2. anything that can be described as a terrible bore.
3. a male wh-r- who craves attention.
“the rum tum tugger is a terrible bore.”~mr. mistoffelees
rum tum tugger is a colloquial term for an actor or musician who has a s-xual conquest with a member of his/her audience after a performance. derives its name from a character in andrew lloyd webber’s musical “cats” on account of rum tum tugger’s curious affinity for breaking the imaginary fourth wall and entering the audience.
-noun
you little rum tum tugger you! i knew that you would sleep with that girl from the second row!
-verb
easy there, lyndsay, just because i talked to your sister between acts doesn’t mean i am trying to rum tum tugger.
-adjective
break out the makeup, my cat costume, and have the set guy give him a backstage p-ss, i’m up for some rum tum tugger action tonight!