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• Rule 945

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• Rule 80

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• Minute of Leetness

  the minute of leetness derives from the word 1337(leet). it happens every day when the clock reads 13:37 at which point you can do what the h-ll you like whether at work or any where else. it’s 13:37, the minute of leetness, now we can take a break for minute and slack off!

• Miracle Poo

  when a person has a m-ssive sh-t, and when expecting to spend the next half hour to an hour cleaning up one h-ll of a gastly mess, whipes their -rs- and realises there is no mess at all. thus the lord has blessed your hard efforts straining with a no mess joy. i went for […]

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