Rumdog
an otherwise entirely undesirable gas station hot dog which only becomes fit for human consumption after one has drank enough sh-tty bottom shelf liquor to fail a breathalyzer test. men have lost their lives at 7eleven at three am in the morning over rumdogs.
i’m tryin’ to get my mothaf-ckin’ squab on son let’s get at them gas station rumdogs!
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