rumen


my best friend from bulgaria. he is supa smart and dupa cool. he smokes gr-ss and eats food
he speaks bulgarian
a norfolk, english work meaning ‘strange’
man 1: look at that man he has a shoe on his head.

man 2: yes he is a total rumen
the first chamber of a ruminant’s stomach in which bacteria break down food before it is returned to the mouth to be chewed as cud for nutrition.
bubba: “is jolene got that pms stuff…she been mighty cranky lately.” leroy: “naw, her rumen upset.”

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