rump grease
an oily, malodorous substance found in the folds and cracks of one’s b-tt. typically found after a hasty wipe and/or following a rigorous workout routine. similar to b-tt cheese or duck b-tter. could also be a prime ingredient in the making of truffle b-tter.
noun: i itched my b-tt and retrieved a healthy dollop of rump grease.
verb: my girlfriend rump greased my driveshaft. i had to take an immediate shower. it itched for a week.
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