rumple

a type of drinking game where the partic-p-nts shake up an unopened beer can to add pressure, and then proceed to smash it against their heads. winner is the first to get enough of a stream shooting out to drink the remaining beer.
i’m totally hammered, me and the guys did a few too many rumples before we went out.
when stoned, to perform a dance entertaining your fellow stoners with humourous rhytmic movements to the beat of jaunty, bouncy songs. culminates in the rumpler placing one leg on aan available plinth (chair/table/tree-stump) and thrusting his arm triumphantly in the air clutching a broom/stick etc.
“joe has exceeded his limit tonight, won’t be long before we’re treated to one of his legendary rumples!”
to give the appearance of being disheveled, messy, unkempt, untidy, or scruffy to a person, object, situation, etc..
“oops!”
“watch out! i just got all cleaned up and now you knock me onto the ground!”
“i am so sorry. i got you all rumpled…let me help you tidy up. it’s the least i can do.”
the visible lump(s) that result from sh-tting your pants in underwear, briefs, or any skin-tight variant.
diana totally has rumples in her pants, but at least her hair looks amazing! omg.
a short midgetlike man or women that is weird and goofy,rumple stands for rumplestiltskin the fictional character. who was a short deformed midget.
micheal cook is rumple.
one who is boisterous, loud, full of life, vitality, and high spirits, a real rebel. he is usually stubborn and sticks to his guns. he is a peacemaker but he’s not afraid to fight when necessary. he can hit you like a hurricane.
i’m glad that dude is a friend and not an enemy because you don’t want to see him get ready to rumple. he kicks -ss!
prior to the act of -n-l intercourse, the gentleman produces some saliva onto his fingertips or directly onto his partners -n-s to lubricate the -n-l insurtion!
if your a gentleman you will not forget to rumple first!

“hold on dear i still need to rumple!”