Rumplepeniskin
a german folktale told in the early 1900s, this is believed to have validated circ-mcisions outside of the jewish faith. the tale told of an old man who’s foreskin hung to the ground and became a toy for neighborhood dogs. it was told as a bedtime story to make sure children cleaned under their foreskin after a fasturbating match at school.
“son, did you win your fasturbating match in gym today?”
“no, i lost because my foreskin was rumpled.”
“well just make sure you don’t forget the tale of rumplep-n-skin!”
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