Rumstache
a liquid moustache -similar to a milkstache- developed while drinking rum(or other alcohols) from a wide rimmed container like a gl-ss. can burn or leave rashes if left unchecked for long enough as the alcohol harms the sensitive upper lip skin. sometimes enjoyable to have a member of the opposite s-x lick off.
james woke up with a bad rash after failing to wipe off his rumstache
my girlfriend had a big rumstache after her swig, so i used it as a reason to lock lips.
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