Run like a pedophiles’ chasing you.


the phrase you use when running like f-ck from something ie. the police and/or a pedophile.

it can also be used when running away from your friend whilst playing the ‘yellow car’ game because your ginger friend can’t play it properly, kg.
-drunk man walks into alley-

lc: can we walk a little faster now?
as: yeah..
js: pedo in the alley
js: run like a pedophiles’ chasing you.

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