run the water
1.) a common practice in north america, the act of running water in a sink while defecating in an attempt to prevent others from hearing the embarr-ssing noises one emits while having a bowel movement
2.) a synonym for having a bowel movement
mark: “brother i ate two dinners last night and i was running the water for like a half hour.”
trent: “man, after eating all this taco bell i’m really gonna have to run the water.”
jeremy: “did you see that guy just run into the bathroom? he must have to run the water bad!”
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