Runking


having s-xual intercourse with a bearded man in the woods… flannel optional but preferred.
hooking up with a lumber-jack on his lunch break: “man, you lumber-jacks are really good at runking”. runking with a mountain man is like having s-x with a pine tree: you come out all scratched up from the fur. al borland + runking = flannel babies.
runking is an extreme sport which combines running and skiing. runking is done on a snow covered slope.
runking: run, jump, (like skiing, but running) shred a downhill snow-covered slope.

we runked fresh pow today.

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