running mexican
when you bend over to fix a broken appliance, a mexican comes running out of nowhere and p-ck-r-slaps you in the eye and keeps running off into the horizon
bob: “so how did you get your black eye billy?”
billy: “my hose snapped so i bent over to tape it and i got hit by a running mexican!”
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