runs like a top


the claim a person makes about their vehicle after another person says how much of a pice of sh-t it is.

a positive attribute to a car your trying to sell that is in reality a total piece of sh-t. is often followed by other claims about the car that people automatically -ssume would be there. ( i.e. air conditioning, power windows, power steering)
john, “dude, your car is a total piece of sh-t.”

ralph, “nah dude she runs like a top.”

for sale
’91 honda civic, power windows. 197,000 miles but runs like a top.

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