Rupert R Norberry
handcrafted zong from the wild outbacks of australia. norberry grew up in a kangaroo pouch after being throw out of a jeep window, so that part of his life was a little crooked (hence he is a zong). the ingenious aborigines celebrated his life by giving him his original ornamentation, which he still wears today.
where is rupert r norberry today??? :/ (“confusion face”)
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