Rupertology
rupertology is a religion with a very small following in florida. rupertologists worship a saxophone player who is amazingly good. the following is relatively unpopular and has just three or four members. rupertology folk lore states that one the twelfth of november, a small tiger must be savagly gutted while alive. then the tiger must be devoured raw. this custom ensures that saxophone will continue to be a highly regarded instrument in jazz music.
chris: “yo dawg, alex is the pope of rupertology!”
jesse: “i know, now bow down to us!”
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