Rupert’s Paradox
you find yourself in a situation in which you must have s-xual intercourse with two females separately. the catch is that their collective age must equal 20 years. thus, if one was 12 years old, the other must be 8 years old. if one was 19 years old, the other must be 1 year old, and so on. what do you do?
rupert’s paradox has baffled the minds of scholars for years.
“i look to a day when people will not be judged by the color of their skin, but by how they respond to rupert’s paradox.”
-mlk
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