Ruptured Ginsberg
otherwise known as the blake siegel injury, it is an injury in which the magnitude of the hurt can not be measured, and the location of the injury can not be pinpointed. when asked “where’s the ginsberg” one must reply with “the ginsberg is everywhere, yet nowhere – similar to the d-ckens”
“hey jim! what happened to you?!”
“oh, adam, i have a ruptured ginsberg.”
“what’s a ginsberg jim?”
“adam, what’s not a ginsberg?”
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