Rural Field Goal
the act of avoiding roadkill by steering so that your wheels go on either side of the dead animal, which p-sses harmlessly under your car.
i was driving the back roads the other day, and came across a dead skunk in the road. i didn’t want it’s stink or road smush on my tires, so i did a rural field goal.
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