Rural Traffic Jam
1. a line of about 8 cars following a slow-moving piece of farm equipment, like a tractor, which is using the road.
2. often referred to by locals as “traff-ck.”
jeff: “sorry i’m late for my appointment, doctor, but i got caught in a rural traffic jam.”
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