ruralsexual

opposite metro-s-xual. a heteros-xual male who does not care about their appearance, style, grooming, or fashion. a rural-s-xual male’s s-x appeal is derived from his rugged appearance and lack of style.
i’m not a slob. i’m just rural-s-xual.
a sloppy male with no real concern for his appearance. this apparent lack of concern is probably rooted in the “ruros-xual’s” lack of interest in pursuing an attractive female. the “ruros-xual” is just as interested in the less attractive females or, abandons the pursuit of human females altogether for the easier target of mid-sized farm animals.

this is the antonym of metros-xual. also called “ruros-xual”
steve has really let himself go and he smells like a barn, i think he has become a rurals-xual.
a rurals-xual is your typically underpaid and overly worked good ol’ boy, who would most often be found during his time off, sitting around in his skid marked briefs with his hand down the front, groping his manhood, watching sports events or lesbian p-rn on t.v., eating microwave burritos and drinking budweiser beer. traditionally speaking, rurals-xuals have nacho-cheese stained fingers and dorito crumbs stuck in their chest hairs and navels and to occasionally confirm to all bearing witness that they are still 100% male, rurals-xuals are likely to take a quick sniff of their previously occupied hands to see if it’s the nacho cheese or the duck b-tter beneath their ball sac that smells so ripe. rurals-xuals love to have s-x with women only and do not like sissy boys, metros-xuals or any guy that is even somewhat limp-wristed.
“married with children’s” al bundy, would be considered the founding father of all rurals-xuals. heck, he’s their poster child!
the rural or country town versaion of a metros-xual male. an aussie phonomon some might say as they are rare, they drive a tractor while driving a polo shirt.
those boys out at the stations who dont fancie each other and enjoy sorting wool for the soft hands.

a rurals-xual makes for nice farm boy.