Ruri
rarely cited s-x g-d, commonly worshipped in 21st century germany. followers invoke the g-d whilst wearing a selection of leopard print and black spandex garments chanting the following rite: upsidorangaronupsidoo (x2)
it is believed and has been proved that this practice will attract s-xual partners of either gender. sometimes the attraction is so extreme, a follower of ruri may suffer s-xual attacks and rapes after taking part in a worship rite.
-i haven’t pulled in years. i am cursed by ruri.
-i was raped 5 times yesterday on the way home. ruri must have blessed me.
hoshino ruri(ホシノ=ルリ): from a j-panese anime series, martian successor nadesico
description: female, blue hair, golden eyes, about 4ft tall. very intelligent.
born in earth, ad2184
jobs: computer operator of nadesico-001, princess of peaceland, commander of nadesico-003
notes: her first words were “mama, papa, archemedes, pi”.
genetically engineered to enhance intelligence and taking lessons from the birth, she was able to control omoikane(one who remembers), the main computer system of nadesico, at age 11.
her favorite phrase is “baka baka” which can be translated as “they’re all idiots”.
she is to be known as electron fairy, for her skill and knowledge of computer.
sometimes the term ruri is used to describe young female anime characters who are intelligent, word-sparing, and mysterical.
is > you.
belongs to noir and hums the hymn of death.
sh-t, it’s ruri, head for a zone line!
hoshino ruri, character from the anime series martian successor nadesico, known in j-pan as mobile battleship nadesico.
ruri is an 11-year-old cute little girl, and seen with frightening regularity in hentai. as an 11-year-old cute little girl.
see lolicon.
google image search hides the dark side of ruri…
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