Russell Brand
the fantastical presenter of big brother’s big mouth and russell brand’s got issues.
russell brand’s views on (insert topic here) are so extreme that bob geldof gave him six thumbs up.
an english comedian and presenter with a quick, witty sense of humour and an original pirate/rock’n’roller-esque dress sense.
russell brand is by far the coolest, funniest person on tv.
a noxious oily parastic secretion found between the b-ttocks of z-list celebrities like jonathon r(w)oss. a person afflicted with russell brand has little hope of recovery, as its narcotic secretions lull the victim into complete delusion.
reporter: ‘man, whats that evil stench?’
jonathon woss: ‘oh sowwy mate, me wussell bwands is pwayin’ up a bit at the mo’.
katy perry: ‘jeez, i must change my stinkin’ under-skidders, the smell is makin’ me want to puke my ring!’
russell brand: ‘ oh verily, and gadzooks, the rotten stench from thy crotch is me,…. sir russell of brands,… aborted foetus of jo brand, forsooth… and verily!
he’s a stand-up comedian who has been reported to of quit big brother’s big mouth. he’s battled drugs addictions and presents a radio show. (he has cool hair)
russell brand is funny
an english comedian and presenter with a quick, witty sense of humour and an original pirate/rock’n’roller-esque dress sense.
russell brand is by far the coolest, funniest person on tv.
the lucky b-st-rd that married katy perry.
guy 1: hey did you hear that katy perry is now the wife of russell brand?
guy 2: yeah, i’d kill to be in his place- he gets to bang katy perry!
guy 1: me too!!
a dumb-ss, hippie, english comedian, that thinks americans are dumb cowboys.
did you hear what russell brand said about president bush at the mtv music awards. what an idiot. this english fool should stick to his job and avoid political issues. especially since he does not know what he’s talking about.
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