Russelled
the act of calling a member of the opposite s-x, guaranteeing coitus, and subsequently being denied.
i called him and said “s-x. me. here. now.” and he told me that he’d rather stay at home and smoke with his friends. i totally got russelled.
to be “russelled” is when a pregnant woman announces that she needs to go pee really bad and someone else all of a sudden runs to the restroom as if they are racing while she’s waddling her way over there just so they can get to the restroom before her. the pregnant woman has then just been “russelled” by the other person.
“when i was 8 months pregnant with my son, i excused myself from the dinner table to urinate but my father in law russelled me so i had to wait until he was done in the restroom.”
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