Russian Artillery


in slovic countries (i.e. ones that speak russian-derived languages) this is slang for p-n-s. this started in a translation to a viral video, dongcopters, in which garry kasparov (russian presidential canidate) slew the mighty flying p-n-s and united all of russia with a picture of his 5.3 inch ‘russian artillery’. it has been in heavy use ever since.
and if you look to the monitor on your left, you will see our entire -rs-nal – five point three inches of russian artillery! it may be small, but notice the girth!

i saw you go home with anna yesternight.
yeah, i slipped her some of the ol’ russian artillery.

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