Russian Caravan


the female act of wiping a specimen of freshly dumped j-zz from ones v-g-n-, using your fingers, under the nose of your boyfriend.
‘hey man, you’ve got a bit of snot on your lip..’
‘oh nah, the mrs got me with a russian caravan before we came out tonight’..

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