russian crabcake
when you’re in mid s-x and you shove a crab claw up her -ss and scream something russian
1: dude i was banging this giro and gave her a russian crabcake and now she’s bleeding
1. when a man rubs vodka on his b-lls then has a woman suck it off.
i gave julie a russian crabcake last night. it was great but my b-lls were on fire from the vodka!
1. when a man rubs vodka on his b-lls and has a woman suck it off
2. when a (wealthy) man rubs authentic sturgeon caviar on his b-lls then has a woman suck it off
1. man, i gave julie a russian crabcake last night. that vodka sure stung the h-ll out my b-lls!
2. william j. hanson gave his 22-year-old sugarbaby, jessica, a $200 russian crabcake for their one year anniversary.
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