Russian Crabpot
step 1. you and somebody with crabs must empty out a tall freezer.
step 2. get in empty freezer. (you have to be in a freezer so it will be cold like russia.)
step 3. have her do a handstand.
step 4. lift her up so where you are doing 69
step 5. dig in.
congratulations you have now had a successful russian crabpot. now i would recomend shaving.
guy 1). dude im so cold and my face itches.
guy 2). whoa what happened?
guy 1). the russian crabpot happened.
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