russian dumpling
the dutch oven’s older brother; a russian dumpling is completed by surprising your bedmate with a nice, fresh, poo-poo under the covers.
karen: justin and i broke up.
samantha: oh, no, what happened?
karen: another russian dumpling.
samantha: ahh, good for you, girl. three strikes, he’s out.
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