Russian Hampster
an extremely hairy, unshaven genital area in either a man or a woman.
person 1: hey, what do you think about me hooking up with jennifer tonight at her party?
person 2: yeah sure but watch out, she has a russian hampster
person 1: oh… nevermind
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