Russian Meatgrinder
when some one shaves the inside of their -ss crack, lets it get all pr-cky, puts a part of the victim in between it, then rubs said b-tt cheeks together as if grinding meat.
“i gave your mother a russian meatgrinder last night bro”
same as the russian dentist but the girl has braces..
when receiving a bl-wj-b, you c-m in the girls mouth. she doesn’t spit or swallow, but she proceeds to use your d-ck to brush her teeth with your newly deposited c-m. but she has braces.
you: dude my girl was gonna do the russian dentist but she just got braces on. ouch!
friend: yeah thats what we call the russian meat grinder
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