Russian Microwave
the act of farting under a blanket and voluntarily sticking their own head under it to admire their flatulence. also known as, giving yourself a dutch oven.
me: dude, did you just give yourself a russian microwave?
you:heck yes! and my russian microwave smelled amazing!
when you fart with a girl in your bed and keep her trapped under the sheets.
3:00am- “russian microwave!!!”
“aaaahhhh lemme out!!”
a microwave made in russia
i love my new russian microwave!
when you’re taking a hot, steamy shower, and you fart and the stench of your gas lingers through the steam.
son of a b-tch! here i am trying to wash myself and i trapped myself in a russian microwave!
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