Russian Nut Cracker
the brutal act, of being restrained, and having a set of vice grip pliers, clamped to ether t-st-cl- at the same time, as a form of torture. performed by the kgb when exchange of information is absolutely necessary. this will often cause extreme pain, often popped t-st-cl-s, and leave the victim unable to speak in low baritone voices.
guy 2: “dude, poor joe.”
guy 3: “what happened to him?”
guy 2: “he got the russian nut cracker…”
guy 1: (in a really high voice)”hi guys!”
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