Russian pretzel
/verb/: a move used to incapacitate another individual with the power of flatus. to perform a russian pretzel maneuver the initiator pulls the legs of the receiving individual up and over his or her head in a reverse somersault-like fashion. the initiator then comfortably sits bare–ssed on the face of the receiving individual and farts with power and purpose.
cleatus p-ssed me off yesterday. i ate some beans this mornin’ and i’m gonna go give him a russian pretzel
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