Russian River Shotgun
fill the chamber of a bong w/ weed smoke, but don’t pull it through. load an empty whipped cream maker with a canister of nitrous oxide. remove the empty bowl from your bong and insert the male end of the whipped cream maker in its place. now you’re ready. timing is everything. simultaneously pull the weed smoke into your lungs as you pull the trigger of the whipped cream maker, releasing the nitrous oxide through the bong and into your bong rip. enjoy.
that russian river shotgun went right to my dome.
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