Russian Room Service
the act of going into someones house, apartment, or hotel room while they are not there and performing the following tasks.
a. leaving a m-ssive pile of sh-t in the toilet and letting its aroma engulf the entire area.
b. after task a is complete proceed to wipe your -ss and b-lls(if you have them) on everything you believe the occupant might touch especially the pillows.
c. yanking out some p-b-s and sprinkling them over the bed; especially the sheets.
-bonus points-
if you have crabs and proceed to infest the entire bed and/or toilet. double your score if it turns out later the person subsequently received crabs from your actions.
the guy in room 402 was an -sshole when asking for an extra towel, so i proceeded to give him some russian room service the next day when he left for his meeting.
or
that b-st-rd left me alone in his house the next morning after the one night stand so i left him some russian room service to remember me by.
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